The newest airport hero arrives. Santa also feels the upgraded, full-palm,
up the groin, all-body pat-down is too invasive but he has a better threat...
meanwhile in the back ground Rudolf goes through a back scatter radiation
machine, which reportedly to gives TSA agents a really good idea about how a
person looks naked. Santa follows in the footsteps of John Tyner, who cleverly
armed with an iPhone to give YouTube immortality to the encounter, took
exception to the TSA guard about to give him the benefit of Homeland Security's
newest brainstorm and warned the agent not to "Touch my junk."-Jake
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